Trigger of Blog # 1 = Prank Call

Well hello. I cant believe I've actually started this. The first title is "the trigger". Gayest shit ever. Im not surprised, since i've been sober for over 5 years and its a word used every single day of my life. Since I am Sober I am very sensitive to everything that goes on around me. Its hard for me not to laugh at most the things in my life. Lets get to the point. This is what I did for fun the other night. I prank called people. Who does that? Heres the thing, I don't think that people do it enough. When people play along with the call it is the best feeling ever. Reason why I did it: I have been felling a bit down lately. People say that you are supposed to be nice and help people when you are down. Instead I prank called. Nothing got me out of my head more. The best part: we were in my friends car...as I was trying to to turn on the light to find my lighter to light my 18th cigarette, I accidently pushed the god damn "on star" button. I decided to go along with it since it was the theme of the night. "Hi this is on star how can I help you" me:" ya how can I find the nearest abortion clinc this is an emergency" " Well there is one in downtown LA open 24 hours" me-" Do you judge me?" "no" "do you need the directions?" me-"no". It was great. Anyways. I don't really have much more to say. I wanted to share this with you, and tell everyone to prank call people because it will give you joy. I will report back soon. -Living Levy